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DTOTHEG (a.k.a. David Gordon)
Age: 18
Ever since David Gordon (Better known
as DtotheG) was born, he's been impressing everyone with his superior intelligence. When he was 2, he graduated from MIT as
its 2nd youngest graduate (He beat the crap out of the youngest). In 2001, a strange accident involving 99 red ballons, 15
1/2 monkeys and an Atari Jaguar forced him to leave his parents and turned him insane (he invented something to care of it,
we swear). Now he does insane experiments with his assistant Timmy and gets paid an assload for it.
TIMMY
Age: 12
Timmy is a very odd fellow who comes from an even odder background.
Little is known about his life before DtotheG and Experiments and Crap, but scientists were astounded when he was found inside
a dead guy's body swallowed whole.
His obsession with Canada stems from an experience with Bin Laden. Seriously, if you
watch Handcuffed To Osama with your eyes closed, on 20 g of cocaine and at 4 AM while eating a panda, there's a secret scene
where Timmy laughs his ass off after Bin Laden blows up and dies.
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