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HERE COMES THE BOOM! (12/29/2006)
POST BY: DtotheG
1. Hellote. Big changes coming in the next few days (for serial this time). I'm starting work on XnC Ep. 6
(or continuing it rather) and am still caught between AC/DC's Thunderstruck and Lynard Skynard's Freebird for the Guitar solo
at the end (OH WAIT, you guys don't know about it!) OOPS!!
2. Robert DiMorro: A Week Of Hell will be on sale tomorrow (if I can get my ass in gear) IN SECOND
LIFE ONLY. Why Second Life and why only? Three reasons: First, I love the game. Second, It will be a chapter shorter than
the version I would be sending out to publishers (There is not an epilogue, but don't worry it ends on a high note and other
buffering), but it's still good at 48 pages. Third, it will only be about 2500 Lindens (or about 9 bucks real money).
3. What did I get for Christmas? Trauma Center and Elite Beat Agents for the DS, Venture Brothers on
DVD, AC/DC "Back In Black" and ACDC PJs, and Lynard Skynard's "Pronounced..." along with GUITAR HERO II!!
4. Speaking Of which, the TOP 10 GAMES (I PLAYED) IN 2006 COMING SOON!!!
MERRY CHRISTMAS (12/24/2006)
POST BY: DtotheG
1. Merry Christmas everyone. I'm not going to be all fanatical and stuff, but at least slow the funk down
this season, appreciate your family (especially me, who only sees them twice a month), and try to remember that without Jesus,
we wouldn't be giving each other presents.
2.On the XnC front, seeing Waterman back in action is giving me the urge to do the same. I'll have at least
the climactic scene finished by the time I go back to school in mid-January.
3. Also, BUY YOUR FRIENDS UBER-SWEET XNC MERCH!!!
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I STILL ALIVE (12/12/2006)
POST BY: DtotheG
I know it sucks, but I've been hooked on Second Life recently.
Anyway, STFU Japanophiles,Elite Beat Agents' song list doesn't suck THAT bad.
AMPLITUDS (11/29/2006)
POST BY: DtotheG
I'm working on the Amplituds game, so XnC is on the burner, AGAIN.
BTW, I saw 144 people came to this site yesterday! Shit... Thank you!
PROPER DTOTHEG SHIRT (11/20/2006)
POST BY: DtotheG
Ah, yes, the reason for my "favorite martial artist" poll! I want to do a proper DtotheG shirt, instead
of just a pic. On the front it will have "Moves Like Sean Connery" with him wooing a woman, and on the back it'll have "Moves
Like Jackie Chan" with him kicking someone in someway in somewhere. I'll try to have mockups before Thanksgiving.
WITCH'S HOMEBREW (11/18/2006)
POST BY: DtotheG
1. Yeah, I'm into DS Homebrew. Got Amplituds, MegaETK, all the must haves. I'm even trying to port XnC to
the DS as we speak.
2. Speaking of which, I WILL WORK ON IT!! tonight, like, later...
Maybe even get up a new wallpaper. LIKE I JUST DID!!! Availible in 800, 1024 and Nintendo DS sized!
3. Not gettin' a Wii.
4. Also, my Anchorman sketch made it into Phonix Wrong's Last Stand, but not Thug Life :(
WHY LOOK THE CHEAT, IT'S EVERYTHING BUT XNC NEWS (11/08/2006)
POST BY: DtotheG
Lotsa good shit goin' down:
3. On the XnC front, there's too much school related stuff for me to do something that big. I AM
LOOKING FOR ANIMATORS TO ASSIST ME. YOU WILL GET A CUT OF THE PROFITS. Oh, excuse me...
4. 3,000 HITS!!
LOOK TO THE RIGHT (10/30/2006)
POST BY: DtotheG
Lots of stuff in Limbo right now...
GETTING BACK IN THE SADDLE (10/19/2006)
POST BY: DtotheG
1. It's been too long, and I don't know what to do that I'm back. I should probably start working on it
again. The fact that Tomorrow's Nobodies and Waterman are getting back on it makes me want to start it up again.
However, these guys get paid for this. They don't have college and stuff to worry about. I do. It's a bit
of a Catch-22. While money motivates me to do really good, I need to be really good to get money.
Eh. Hopefully I can get some people to help out here on Campus. Maybe a job.
My roommates are out frequently, so it's plenty of time to have parties, invite the ladies over
and animate, in that order.
2. This may sound stupid, but a buisness venture I want to explore would be my own publishing company called
"I Own Green Publishing" (It's a Chris Rock joke. He was describing wealth and he said "The family that owns the color blue
is rich) It sounds impossible, I know, but I figured I'd do what Henry Rollins did: once I start making $$ in life (Robert
DiMorro, XnC *glare*, also in my Engineering career) I start it up. Eventually I could self-publish research, XnC on
DVD, my own books, and even comics books.
If I wanted to do all of that now I figured comics would be the best place to start.
1. Get permission to publish a comic (PetPro or Dr. McNinja for instance), maybe color it (if not colored)
to make it sell all teh better
2. Buy a printer large enough to print pages either side by side or one behind another, then make copies
3. Sell to comic and book store for $2, who sell it for an MSRP of $3
4. Split the money ($1 each) with the creator, that $1 also contributing toward equipment and stuff
5. ??? (Repeat)
6. Profit!
Once I start publishing other people's stuff, it'll be like they're helping me help me!
SQUARE phoENIX (10/9/2006)
POST BY: DtotheG
I'm part of the Phoenix Wright Collab over at NG, and here's a sample of my genius, I mean offering...
WIIKII (10/4/2006)
POST BY: DtotheG
We now have a Wiki.
Right now animation is the least of my worries (what with college and all)
TO DO LIST:
1. Study
2. Upload Episode 5.5
3. Fix up page for Ep. 5.5
4. Change Header to add Wiki page. For now, it'll be here on this link.
Yeah, updates will be this boring until I can get some animators. If someone happens to see this site
and wants to animate, e-mail me at DtotheG88@netscape.net
SMELLS LIKE OKTOHBURR (10/02/2006)
POST BY: DtotheG
1. Hello all! A brandspakin' new XnC will be up tomorrow. NewGrounds panned it, so I removed it from there.
2. Elite Beat Agents for the DS- Iwantitnow.
That's all the updates for now. Still looking for animators...
AC/DC REFERENCE (09/18/2006)
POST BY: DtotheG
1. OK, DtotheG and Timmy will be back in a short toon due next Monday! It's for the theme of Longitude for
an "Introduction to Stony Brook" class. I haven't thought up an exact script yet, but it'll have our heroes lost at sea, and
they try to locate themselves. Sure there will be the usual XnC humor (like this thing I thought up of):
Timmy: We're lost! I'm going to break this watch in a fit of anger!
DtotheG: Timmy, no! We need that to find our way back! The watch can help us determine longitude!
Timmy: But... it's staring back at me in contempt!
But it will take a bit more education overtones. Shit, is this how John and Richie went before they were
just like "fuck it" and said things were going on "behind the scenes" and he "can't get in touch with "Tom"" I gave you guys
a warning, and not a flat-out cockblock like that guy who does Link's Quest For Ass. I'd link them, but I'm too lazy. Or like
Homestar Runner (new Strong Bad E-Mail today! I made my first contribution to the H*RWiki!) when nothing happened between
the last week of May and July 4th. What was I talking about? Oh, [insert ACDC/Black Sabbath reference here] I forgot what
I was talking about!
Getting back on track, Brian will NOT be doing the voice of Timmy. I noticed that when ever I tried to pitch
someone else's voice down and the preview ran into Timmy's line, he sounded EXACTLY like me. Yeah, I know it'll be hard to
match Brian's genesequa (sic), but I'll give it a shot. Hey, if it's good enough for Mike Chapman, it's good enough for me,
right?
2. Speaking of which, I'm up at Stony Brook and liking College. The classes are threatening, but as
long as I read what I'm supposed to, and do all the Homework, I'll be fine. I haven't seen Adam/F3tusEater yet, but I'm sure
he'll turn up somewhere, albeit bullet-ridden and possibly raped...
3. I went to Canada during the summer vacation, and it was pretty good. No maple soda pop though... Although
they do contain their milk in bags...
Usually I percieve Canada as a bastard/love child of the U.S.A. and Europe. They kinda left the country
on top of us, and our culture has kinda seeped in a bit. One thing I want to know (maybe Zach will tell me), WHY THE
HELL DOES ALL MILK IN CANADA COME PACKAGED IN A BAG? Also, they charge 5 cents for a plastic bag at the grocery store.
It seems like the U.S. is a college student who eats filet mignon, while Canada is the billionaire that
eats nothing but Ramen. (not a knock on quality of living, just economical spending. The U.S. is in constant deficit and Canada
pinches pennies, like having to go to the "Designated Beer Store". I don't drink, but I went on vacation with my older brother
and brother-in-law.
So Long, and catch XnC 5.5 on Tuesday,
Eric "DtotheG" DiGiovanni
NOT from Stevie "KindaScreenNameLikeSomethingAwful" Smithersonton
I'M AT STONY BROOK!! (09/07/2006)
POST BY: DtotheG
Yup. Nothing for XnC though. Computer's messed up.
HI WONDER MIKE, I'M DTOTHEG! (08/27/2006)
POST BY: DtotheG
1. OH SNAPS are quick this week. I'll just do the Top 3 Snappiest that were done in my absence:
Coming in 2nd, The Pet Professional. He finally "gets it" after a while..
And, the #1 Webcomic this week: Fanboys. A week of ass-kicking AND Thriller? WINNER!
Honorable Mention: Ctrl-Alt-Del, for this cute comic...
2. XnC had SOME work done on it. I might be able to finish the SCENE I'm working on by the time I go
off to college. If there are any animators in Stony Brook. Drop me a line at DtotheG88@netscape.net
THE END OF AN ERA (08/21/2006)
POST BY: DtotheG
1. I sold my games and other stuff at the flea market at my pool club. Made $120 in profits.
2. As summer comes to a close and I have to go back to school September 3rd (maybe earlier) I have decided
to put Experiments and Crap to bed. I'm not 100% ending it, but don't expect any new eps for a loooooooooong time.
REASONS:
1. FLash eats up a lot of memory on my computer. Yeah, it can be avoided, but is still an inconvienience
when I have to wait 5 minute just to see if I put a movie clip in the right place.
2. My parents have been dragging me to this pool club by our house everyday, and when it closes, they're
always telling me to get off the "goddamn" computer.
3. Lack of animators. Not only would a partner in crime be easier on me mentally (because I don't have all
of the long stretches of animation before me, I only have to do a few), and there would be more episodes, but adding
a fellow animator would make it more fun for everybody. It's fun to pal around while you have a job to do, and you can bounce
ideas off each other, and you're always talking and exchanging ideas.
So, take this as what you will. It could be an advertisement to get an animator to help, a desperate plea
for help, a tearful goodbye, or to the following people:
-Yanni-
Portuguy
Andrew Gillans
SunnyFS
It's pornography, so you can jerk off to the fact that Experiments and Crap is (maybe) no more.
I'll still update the site. For all the fans, (all two of you), thanks for liking us.
So long and thanks for all the fish,
Eric "DtotheG" DiGiovanni
BACK IN BLACK/GREEN/TRIPOD! (08/15/2006)
POST BY: DtotheG
HEY EVERYONE!!! Yeah, Bravenet was a bit too "fussy" for my taste, but I will host all the .swfs on there.
XnC has been worked on a bit.
OH SNAP! IT'S BACK! (08/04/2006)
POST BY: DtotheG
1. OH SNAP COMICS!
OH SNAP! SHY GUYS GON' GET IT!
OH SNAP! WOODY GON' GET IT!
OH SNAP! GHOSTS GON' GET IT!
OH SNAP! KING KONG GON' GET IT!
OH SNAP! ICEMAN GON' GET IT! ON!
OH SNAP! HELL SATAN THING GON' GET IT!
OH SNAP! HE NOT GON' GET IT!
OH SNAP! THAT BITCH BE CRAZY!
2. In NYC, we just got over a hyooge heat wave.
3. In Flash, I just finished DtotheG's character model and will be doing Timmy's
OH SNAP! DTOTHEG GON GET IT! (08/02/2006)
POST BY: DtotheG
1. Couple laziness with a TOTAL lack of snappiness comics and you get a missed update. But, I DID finish a scene in
Ep. 6 and sent the lines to Kagome.
2. Anybody see that Superhero Show on Sci-Fi channel? How lame and forced was that. I'm just
hoping someone from NYC wins.
FRIDAY BITCHES! (07/21/2006)
POST BY: DtotheG
1. OH SNAP COMICS!!!
OH SNAP! MGS UNIVERSE AND DUKE NUKEM GOT IT!
OH SNAP! ETHAN GON' GET IT!
OH SNAP! MEXICAN GON' GET IT!
OH SNAP! HE NOT GON' GET IT!
OH SNAP! HE GOT IT! IN HIS DREAMS!
OH SNAP! PRISSY POOCHIE GOT IT! THIS GUY WOULD SUCK AT NINTENDOGS!
OH SNAP! THEY GON' GET IT PANDORA'S BOX STYLE!
OH SNAP! EMO KID GON' GET IT!
OH SNAP! WINDOW WASHER GON' BE GOTTEN! HE SURVIVED
OH SNAP! FRANCIS GON' GET IT!
OH SNAP! NINTENDO FANBOY GON' GET IT!
OH SNAP! FRAT BOYS GON' GET IT!
OH SNAP! HIS WIFE GON' GET IT!
2. BIG BIG NEWS later, but first, Comic Reviews! (promise, last ones for July)
Civil War #3
Every war is a blah, blah, God, Kingdom.
FINALLY, someone decides to do a little catchup.
FINALLY, Iron Man kicks some ass like Ozzy Osbourne said he would.
FINALLY, I get to see Spiderman in all his hideous
glory.
It's suprsingly...GOOD. I was going in this review thinking "Booooring! Nothing happenes until late in the book.
YELLOW'D", however, there's plenty of intrigue abound. And, plenty of OH SNAP! moments with Iron Man. Yet, I could shake the
feeling that everything was too crowed.
I like Chaos in my games, because eventually, it resolves itself, and it some
cases, can be avoided. But in a comic, that stays, and is some neva forgive action.
Final Verdict: Code YELLOW. On top
of that, it's just random fighting, and expects you to know who EVERYONE is. Spiderman, Iron Man, and Captain America are
fairly common, but c'mon!
Flash: The Fastest Man Alive #2
Well, well, well. Look who FINALLY
showed up. Mr. Backstory! Yes, this issue reveals all the crap I wanted to know last time. So, now that we're all together,
plot: good, but it's not great because there's really no adventure proper. There is a lot less random bolding, and the art
was cleaned up a bit. Warning: Plenty of DUN DUN DUN.... moments.
Final Verdict:
Code BLUE. It's safelyt in the BLUE now. Hopefully next issue, the pacing and art can get better and land in the GREEN.
Invincible #33
FLOOR'D. HOW COME NOBODY TOLD
ME ABOUT THIS EARLIER? I mean, it's funny, has plenty of OH SNAP! moments, and is extremely well drawn. Invincible even goes
into another dimension to beat up Dr. Octopus...sorta...
Final Verdict: Code GREEN. How come my best reviews are always
so short? Scott Kurtz should have waddled his fat ass over to my house to yell "GET IT DAMN IT!"
3. XNC IS BEING WORKED ON AGAIN! AND I'M ABOUT AN HOUR'S WORK AWAY FROM BEING FINISHED!!
TIMMY! DID YOU RELEASE THE MOTHAF'IN SNAKES ON THE MOTHAF'IN PLANE? (07/17/2006)
POST BY: DtotheG
1. Yup, it's that time again...
OH SNAP! PRISSY GON' GET IT!
OH SNAP! LUCAS GON' GET IT!
OH SNAP! ZEKE GON' GET IT!
OH SNAP! WHITE NINJA GOT IT!
OH SNAP! QUOTE FIGHT!
OH SNAP! WINDOW WASHERS GON' GET IT!
OH SNAP! YOU THINK HE GON' GET IT BUT HE SAW IT COMIN'!
OH SNAP! MIDGET RIDING A BEAR!
2. More comic reviews from a guy who knows jack shit about the medium! This time, I got Amazing Spiderman: Civil War #2.
"Every war is a Civil War, because all men are brothers in the kingdom
of God"
OK, just to reitetate, I'm not a comic book guy. This whole Civil War thing, with
the characters of Marvel fighting each other, is a bit lost on me, and you're talking to the guy that played Marvel vs. Capcom.
Big spoiler! SPIDERMAN REVEALS HIS SECRET IDENTITY!
Yeah, apparently a big thing in comics is to pretend that the writer is God and
screw around with stuff. Revealing secret identies go against Superhero Rule #1: Do NOT reveal your secret identity lest you
endanger you're loved ones. Oddly enough, Superhero Rule #2: Don't sell out. You know, like having your own toys, video games,
movies, TV shows, that kind of stuff.
Once again, the plot is based on ONLY from what I could gather, and while the American Civil War was about
slavery, the Marvel one was about breaking Superhero Rule #1. (Rule #3: NO FAT BITCHES). Iron Man is in favor with this, and
Spiderman agrees with him.I thought Iron Man would be into more maniler things, like skateboarding with TOny Hawk in the Underground,
killing babies, women and weaker men, and hanging out with Ozzy Osbourne, NOT supporting laws that would put Superheroes on
the same level as postal workers and police officers. He's just in it for the retrirement plan. The writing made sense, with
appropriate feelings and sayings and such. One gem, that will surely be parodied on YTMND:
"OH NOES! WE BROKE TEH INTERNETS!!!".
This, as well as other parts retain the Spiderman humor (read: snarky)
The art is top-notch, but it's not like the artist had anything REALLY challenging to do (i.e. Action scenes),
but the drawings do convey the appropriate emotion and situation, and just reading the dialouge would cause you to miss out
on a lot.
Final Verdict: Code BLUE. This did a better job of playing catch-up then Flash,
but it is still early enough to catch up rather quickly. Only ONE piece of required reading, (other than seeing the movies):
Here, because Spiderman's Costume changes at the end
NEIGH MOTHAF'A'S, NEIGH (07/09/2006)
POST BY: DtotheG
1. I got some bad news, but allow me to lighten the mood with this week's OH SNAP!s:
OH SNAP! TROOPS GON' GET IT!
OH SNAP! IPOD GON' GET IT!
OH SNAP! FRANCIS AND SKULL GON' GET IT!
OH SNAP! MAX GON' GET IT!
OH SNAP! BABIES GON' GET IT!
OH SNAP! CAP'N AMAZING GON' GET IT!
OH SNAP! CAP'N AMAZING GOT IT! MAYBE...
OH SNAP! EVERBODY GON' GET IT!
2. I must level with the reader(s?): when I work on XnC nowadays, I feel like I
bet on the wrong horse. My side project, Robert DiMorro, was just e-mailed out to my teachers. For some (probably a very
good) reason, I have a feeling that Robert DiMorro will grant me more success than Experiments and Crap. Don't get me wrong,
I love tinkering around in Flash, and it activates my brain in a way that Dr. Ryuta Kawashima can't provide. However, it's
just that I could write a chapter in a quadrillionth of the time I could program a piece of lipsync. I love hearing the good
reviews. But for the time being, I'll focus more on that. If someoe were to help out with animation, I'd head back on the
XnC wagon.
3. ITALY WON THE WORLD CUP!!
4. NEW CHAPPELLE'S SHOW AND MIND OF MENCIA!!!
USA! USA! USA! ITALIA! ITALIA! ITALIA! (07/04/2006)
POST BY:
DtotheG
1. It's America's birthday. I'm not proud of what it's become, but I respect
and live by what it was when it was first founded.
2. Italy won the seminfinal against Germany 2-0
COMIC RELIEF 2006! (06/30/2006)
POST BY: DtotheG
1. First, a new and improved OH SNAP! Comics! That I can edit in Firefox (long story)
OH SNAP! ETHAN GON' GET IT! AND BY IT I MEAN SEX, NOT PHYSICAL PAIN!
OH SNAP! NIX GON' GET IT! AND THIS TIME I MEAN PHYSICAL PAIN!
OH SNAP! SUPERMAN GON' GET IT!
OH SNAP! RODNEY DANGERFIELD GON' GET IT!
OH SNAP! MADSEN GON' GET IT!
OH SNAP! SONY GOT IT!
OH SNAP! WHAT THE F--K HAPPENED TO THIS COMIC?
OH SNAP! KURTZ GON' GET IT!
OH SNAP! SUPERMAN GON' GET IT!
OH SNAP! FRANCIS GOT IT!
OH SNAP! BABIES AND SUPERMAN GON' GET IT! <--- BEST OH SNAP EVER!!!
OH SNAP! HEATHENS GON' GET IT!
OH SNAP! CAPTAIN AMAZING THINK HE GON' GET IT! WITH A FUR SUIT ON!
OH SNAP! THE DUCK HUNT DOG NOT GON' GET IT!
2. Now, the OFFICIAL review of The Flash: The Fastest
Man Alive:
Let's get one thing straight: I am in no way, shape or form, a comic book guy. The closest I come are
Webcomics and PvP Trade Paperbacks. To me Civil War was when the Union fought the Confederacy from 1861 to 1865, and Identity
Crisis was when...um... someone wanted to change costumes. And Perez is a guy named after the place in City Of Heroes.
With this experience, I came out above even. All I knew about the Flash was that
he ran really fast, and was a cocky sonofabitch on the cartoon (the new one). However, all this crap about the Speed Force
and, like, three different Flashes went a bit over my head. So, I went on Wikipedia, and I think I can give a brief summary:
OK, so it starts with these Government guys driving some explosives, but then another
guy crashes into him. At first read, I could tell he was bad, because he wore a ski mask. Now, the guys driving the car are
in danger, but the Flash, in a viking-esque costume, saves the day and mentions something about the speed force. Then it cus
to this guy named Bart Allen, who lives with this really horny guy and works with him at Keystone Motors, which recently fucked
over a lot of people in the layoffs. And this lady is looking for Bart inquiring about the Speed Force. I have no idea what
I just typed...until now...
OK, now for the SPOILERS and explaining what the hell this all means:
A. Speed
Force: This is like the Star Wars Force, which gives people like the Flash powers like stealing Kinetic motion of objects
to make them run faster, and so on.
B. Bart Allen: For some reason, he has the enitre San Francisco Library memorized,
and aged 4 years. This is probably because he's a super-speeder superhero. He was also called "Kid Flash", and was with the
Teen Titans. I didn't see THAT on the show.
C. Other Flashes: Jay Garrick is the Flash now (apparently) and Wally West
died. Sucks to be them. Bart's dad was the Flash too...
Now that everyone is up to speed (no pun intended), I can start the review proper:
Needless to say, I didn't like the story, because I had NO FUCKING CLUE WHAT WAS GOING ON. Like I said, all that stuff
I looked up on Wikipedia. The author should have done a bit of catchup work to reintroduce the hero again. Hell, Manga does
it, and costs almost 3 times as much as comics. Even PvP is the equivalent of Homestar Runner. Pick any random issue, and
you can pretty much get a feel for all the characters. They stick with you, and you'll keep reading. There aren't any 5th
Narutos or 3rd Skulls, they stay the same, and evolve as characters, not change when they get boring.
Despite my lack of knowledge of how the comics biz works (serously, I think Annarchy
should be the next Gabe, and Post-Crisis Tycho should have 3 arms), the actual dialouge was decent. Griffin pissed me off,
and there was part:
Bart Allen: "Are they gay?"
Griffin: "Were you born yesterday? They're trying to turn us on!"
Which
was funny, but they didn't show the girls kissing. Ah well,
FREE LINK! (NSFW)
Moving right along, every other word seemed to be emphasized:
"The new HARDWARE went online and a lotta guys lost their PENSIONS"
See how dumb that sounds? It's like he's telling a joke, but it is a very creul one. But the
motives do make sense. A busted employee blows up the place, and in this moment the Flash comes along and Bart might be the
new Flash.
As for the art, it's either very good (especially the cover) or OMGSPLOZUN!!one1thefirstdigit.
Usually it falls into the very good. But the cover OH MY GOD is it cool!
So, using my ratings system (Green- OMG GET NOW!, Blue- Not reccomend for haters, Yellow- Fans
only, Red- Sucks), the
Final Verdict: Code YELLOW. If you want to look up all the stuff on Wikipedia or see my summarization,
get it if only to see where it goes from here. I hope they continue it, so my #1 will be worth more, and just to see the Scarlet
(?) Speedster make a come back.
3. And I just finished DtotheG's MC for the current scene. Yes, these things do take a while.
AND REVIEW IT I...SHALL...? (06/27/2006)
POST BY: DtotheG
Beg for more to be made, but not buy Flash: The Fastest Man Alive. That way,
my copy will be worth more. Why? Because I have your loved ones/friends captured and will kill them if you do anything to
depreciate Issue #1's value.
TO THE LIMIT...THE EXTREME LIMIT... (06/26/2006)
POST BY:
DtotheG
Nothing special here, just a couple quick updates.
1. NEW STUFF IN THE STORE! XnC University and I <3 Canada shirts are now on sale!
2. I missed Friday's OH SNAP! Comics. To make up for it, I got Flash: The Fastest Man Alive #1 today. I might review it......
3. XnC 6 hasn't been worked on kthxbai
COMIC RELIEF 2006! (06/30/2006)
POST BY: DtotheG
1. First, a new and improved OH SNAP! Comics! That I can edit in Firefox (long story)
OH SNAP! ETHAN GON' GET IT! AND BY IT I MEAN SEX, NOT PHYSICAL PAIN!
OH SNAP! NIX GON' GET IT! AND THIS TIME I MEAN PHYSICAL PAIN!
OH SNAP! SUPERMAN GON' GET IT!
OH SNAP! RODNEY DANGERFIELD GON' GET IT!
OH SNAP! MADSEN GON' GET IT!
OH SNAP! SONY GOT IT!
OH SNAP! WHAT THE F--K HAPPENED TO THIS COMIC?
OH SNAP! KURTZ GON' GET IT!
OH SNAP! SUPERMAN GON' GET IT!
OH SNAP! FRANCIS GOT IT!
OH SNAP! BABIES AND SUPERMAN GON' GET IT! <--- BEST OH SNAP EVER!!!
OH SNAP! HEATHENS GON' GET IT!
OH SNAP! CAPTAIN AMAZING THINK HE GON' GET IT! WITH A FUR SUIT ON!
OH SNAP! THE DUCK HUNT DOG NOT GON' GET IT!
2. Now, the OFFICIAL review of The Flash: The Fastest Man Alive:
Let's get one thing straight: I am in no way, shape or form, a comic book
guy. The closest I come are Webcomics and PvP Trade Paperbacks. To me Civil War was when the Union fought the Confederacy
from 1861 to 1865, and Identity Crisis was when...um... someone wanted to change costumes. And Perez is a guy named after
the place in City Of Heroes.
With this experience, I came out above
even. All I knew about the Flash was that he ran really fast, and was a cocky sonofabitch on the cartoon (the new one). However,
all this crap about the Speed Force and, like, three different Flashes went a bit over my head. So, I went on Wikipedia, and
I think I can give a brief summary:
OK, so it starts with these Government
guys driving some explosives, but then another guy crashes into him. At first read, I could tell he was bad, because he wore
a ski mask. Now, the guys driving the car are in danger, but the Flash, in a viking-esque costume, saves the day and mentions
something about the speed force. Then it cus to this guy named Bart Allen, who lives with this really horny guy and works
with him at Keystone Motors, which recently fucked over a lot of people in the layoffs. And this lady is looking for Bart
inquiring about the Speed Force. I have no idea what I just typed...until now...
OK, now for the SPOILERS and explaining
what the hell this all means:
A. Speed Force: This is like the Star Wars Force, which gives people like the Flash powers
like stealing Kinetic motion of objects to make them run faster, and so on.
B. Bart Allen: For some reason, he has the
enitre San Francisco Library memorized, and aged 4 years. This is probably because he's a super-speeder superhero. He was
also called "Kid Flash", and was with the Teen Titans. I didn't see THAT on the show.
C. Other Flashes: Jay Garrick is
the Flash now (apparently) and Wally West died. Sucks to be them. Bart's dad was the Flash too...
Now that everyone is up to speed (no pun
intended), I can start the review proper:
Needless to say, I didn't like the story, because I had NO FUCKING CLUE WHAT
WAS GOING ON. Like I said, all that stuff I looked up on Wikipedia. The author should have done a bit of catchup work to reintroduce
the hero again. Hell, Manga does it, and costs almost 3 times as much as comics. Even PvP is the equivalent of Homestar Runner.
Pick any random issue, and you can pretty much get a feel for all the characters. They stick with you, and you'll keep reading.
There aren't any 5th Narutos or 3rd Skulls, they stay the same, and evolve as characters, not change when they get boring.
Despite my lack of knowledge of how the
comics biz works (serously, I think Annarchy should be the next Gabe, and Post-Crisis Tycho should have 3 arms), the actual
dialouge was decent. Griffin pissed me off, and there was part:
Bart Allen: "Are they gay?"
Griffin: "Were you born
yesterday? They're trying to turn us on!"
Which was funny, but they didn't show the girls kissing. Ah well,
FREE LINK! (NSFW)
Moving right along, every other word seemed to be emphasized:
"The
new HARDWARE went online and a lotta guys lost their PENSIONS"
See how dumb that sounds? It's like he's telling a joke,
but it is a very creul one. But the motives do make sense. A busted employee blows up the place, and in this moment the Flash
comes along and Bart might be the new Flash.
As for the art, it's either very good (especially the
cover) or OMGSPLOZUN!!one1thefirstdigit. Usually it falls into the very good. But the cover OH MY GOD is it cool!
So, using my ratings system (Green- OMG GET NOW!, Blue-
Not reccomend for haters, Yellow- Fans only, Red- Sucks), the
Final Verdict: Code BLUE. If you want to look up all the
stuff on Wikipedia or see my summarization, get it if only to see where it goes from here. I hope they continue it, so my
#1 will be worth more, and just to see the Scarlet (?) Speedster make a come back.
3. And I just finished DtotheG's MC for the current
scene. Yes, these things do take a while.
AND REVIEW IT I...SHALL...? (06/27/2006)
POST BY: DtotheG
Beg for more to be made, but not buy Flash:
The Fastest Man Alive. That way, my copy will be worth more. Why? Because I have your loved ones/friends captured and
will kill them if you do anything to depreciate Issue #1's value.
TO THE LIMIT...THE EXTREME LIMIT... (06/26/2006)
POST BY: DtotheG
Nothing special here, just a couple
quick updates.
1. NEW STUFF IN THE STORE! XnC University and I <3 Canada shirts are now on sale!
2. I missed Friday's OH SNAP! Comics. To
make up for it, I got Flash: The Fastest Man Alive #1 today. I might review it......
3. XnC 6 hasn't been worked on kthxbai
PLEASANT SURPRISE! (06/22/2006)
POST BY: DtotheG
1. I added a new shirt to the store, but I also removed
the old one so I can better edit it.
2. I'm working on a template for the DVD, so I can add
more Eps. as they are released.
3. The U.S. got pwnt by Ghana 2-1, but Italy kicked
some Czech Republic ass 2-0. I know who I'm rooting for in the round of 16!
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL!!!(06/19/2006)
POST BY: DtotheG
I have done the impossible:
1. I have compressed Lynard
Skynard's "Freebird" into just over 3 minutes. (3:17)
2. I have finished a long lipsync.
3. I love soccer now, after
watching the US vs. Italy game Saturday and the Spain vs. Tunsia game today. I'm an American.
IN THE NIIIIIIHIIIIIIIIGHT!!! (06/16/2006)
POST BY: DtotheG
And so concludes my Trogdor homage.
We now return to your usual bitching about lipsync and OH SNAP! Webcomics
1. OK, Lipsync is actually going good, as I have
done 4500 of 5135 of frames of lipsync. I also have a voice actress for the voice of Jill Valentine. If anyone wants to do
Chris Redfield, Barry Burton or Albert Wesker, send me an audition to dtotheg88@netscape.net
2. Maddox gets some publicity over
at Testosterone:
http://www.t-nation.com/readTopic.do?id=1112725
3. OH SNAP! WEBCOMICS!
http://drmcninja.com/page.php?pageNum=37&issue=3
OH SNAP! GUIDO GON GET IT! SEROUSLY, HE'S MAKING ITALIANS AND GENERATION Y LOOK BAD...
http://www.gucomics.com/archives/view.php?cdate=20060613
OH SNAP! MARIO GON' GET IT! IN THE BUT!!
http://www.pvponline.com/archive.php3?archive=20060615
OH SNAP! SHECKY GON' GET A BEER!
http://www.pvponline.com/archive.php3?archive=20060613
OH SNAP! SHECKY GON' GET IT!
http://www.pvponline.com/archive.php3?archive=20060611
OH SNAP! SHECKY GON' GET IT! HE ALWAYS GETTIN' IT!
http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=199
OH SNAP! KOOPA GON' GET IT!
http://www.little-gamers.com/index.php?comicID=1372
OH SNAP! U.S. GON GET' IT! BY ITALY! TOMORROW!!!
http://www.petprofessional.net/d/20060613.html
OH SNAP! PIKACHU GON' GET IT!!!
http://www.dp-comics.net/archives/81.htm
OH SNAP! POLITICAL CORRECTNESS GON' GET IT!!
http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2006/06/12
OH SNAP! STORE CLERK GON' GET IT!!
AND THE FRIDOR COMES... (06/10/2006)
POST BY: DtotheG
1. Lipsync- Still a bitch. A bitch who complains
and wants you to buy things for her and has STDs. (about 2200 out of 3050 frames for ONE SCENE done)
2. I bought The Alphabet Of
Manliness. Review Later.
3. OH SNAP COMICS!!!
http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2006/06/07
OH SNAP! TOM SELLECK GON' GET IT!! I THINK...
http://www.duelinganalogs.com/?date=2006-06-05
OH SNAP! LUIGI GOT IT NOW MARIO GON' GET IT!
http://mangledstare.hidoshi.com/index.php?strip_id=308
OH SNAP! THAT...THING GON' GET IT?
http://www.snafu-comics.com/?strip_id=224
OH SNAP! TRAVIS GON' GET IT!!!
http://drmcninja.com/page.php?pageNum=34&issue=3
OH SNAP! LATCHES GON' GET IT!
http://www.petprofessional.net/d/20060607.html
OH SNAP! HELL HOUND GOT IT!
http://www.pvponline.com/archive.php3?archive=20060608
OH SNAP! SKULL GON' GET IT!
http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=199
OH SNAP! LEO AND AERIS GON' GET IT!
SIXTHREESCORESIX OH NOEZ!!! (06/06/06)
POST BY: DtotheG
1. On my playlist
right now:
Pantera- Cowboys from Hell
REM- It's The End Of The World As We Know It
2. Wootness
3. Dedication
4. Last,
but not least, work has begun on XnC 6. DtotheG has elbows now, and everything is more uniform. Yay me. Also, there will only
be 6 or 7 scenes. Lipsync is a bitch, but the rest is EASY.
FRIDOR THE BURNINATOR (06/03/2006)
POST BY: DtotheG
1.http://www.pvponline.com/archive.php3?archive=20060603
OH SNAP! MAX GON' GET IT!
http://www.ctrlaltdel-online.com/comic.php?d=20060531
OH SNAP! ETHAN GON' GET IT!
http://www.ctrlaltdel-online.com/comic.php?d=20060529
OH SNAP! DOMINEERING BITCHES GON' GET IT!
http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2006/05/31
OH SNAP! CHILLUN' GON' GET IT!
http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2006/06/02
OH SNAP! OHIO ART GON' GET IT!
http://www.petprofessional.net/d/20060601.html
OH SNAP! PUPPY GOT IT!
http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=198
OH SNAP! PATIENT GOT IT!
http://drmcninja.com/page.php?pageNum=31&issue=3
OH SNAP! RONALD MCDONALD GON' GET IT!
http://mangledstare.hidoshi.com/index.php?strip_id=306
OH SNAP! DOG'S TOES GON' GET IT!
2. XnC has a 3.06 right
now. Good.
3. I made some alterations
to the base XnC engine. DtotheG has elbows, and the subtitles will be the same in EVERY scene.
XNC EPISODE 5 ON NEWGROUNDS!!! (05/30/2006)
POST BY: DtotheG
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/315711
Now get your ass over there and make with the fivens!
THE MOST AWESOMEST MEMORIAL DAY
WEEKEND EVER (05/27/2006)
POST BY: DtotheG
At long last, Episode 5 is finished. However, I'm releasing it on 3 different days.
Saturday: Here. Check it out
now! I'll put up the forum avatar laterz.
Sunday: MySpace. As a reminder- http://www.myspace.com/xncdtotheg
(also added
on the side)
Monday: NewGrounds. VOTE FIVEN!!!
I'll also be holding tryouts for
Experiments and Clan for Starcraft.
THE DIGIOVANNI CODE (05/25/2006)
POST BY: DtotheG
Northeast Folksong Hall "Fish DNA"
5. Disastrous Day Hit Pee
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tbg guvf oht ceriragvat fprar fxvccvat bhg, V bayl arrq S3ghfRngre'f Ynfg cneg. Vg'yy or hc urer jvguva na ubhe. Rcvfbqr 5
vf zbfg yvxryl n Fngheqnl eryrnfr. B EYL? Lbh nfx... LN EYL. AB JNV LN JNV. Ol gur jnl, gb qrpbqr guvf cbfg lbh'yy arrq ebg13.
Gurer'f n qrpuvcre ng ebg13.pbz. Nyfb, RKPYHFVIR JNYYCNCRE NAQ FARNX CRRX ng Rc 5 gb nalbar jub thrffrf gur gjb yvarf nobir.
Lbh pna r-znvy lbhe nafjref gb zr
ng QgbgurT88@argfpncr.arg
Naq ynfgyl, V jvyy yrnir lbh jvgu
guvf:
uggc://jjj.tnzrfubhg.pbz/arjf/gbz_pehvfr_onaf_kobk_360_qf_cfc_fbal_cf3_jvv_naq_cp_tnzrf/negvpyr6109.ugz
(Nf Vs
jr arrqrq NABGURE ernfba gb ungr Gbz Pehvfr)
NO XNC  (05/22/2006)
POST BY: DtotheG
Yes, I
am much ashamed of my failures. *SEPUKU'D* But seriously, folks, it is a joint failure between me and Fetus (like 80 me, 20
him). However, there is not much left to be done, as right now I just have to smooth out a scene or two, and then compile
it all. I can hopefully handle it between catching up on Math Homework and a Human Evolution Final tomorrow. So, let's re-cap
on all the kewl stuff:
1. Episode 5
2. Accompaning Forum Avatars
THAT LAST ONE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE
LIKE FREEEEEEEEEEEEBIRRRRD (05/19/2006)
POST BY: DtotheG
It's Friday Update Time! First, the moment you have all been waiting for,
1. OH SNAP! Comics!
http://www.ctrlaltdel-online.com/comic.php?d=20060519
OH SNAP! SPIDERMAN GON' GET IT!
http://www.pvponline.com/archive.php3?archive=20060515
OH SNAP! FREEDOM OF SPEECH GON' GET IT!
http://www.pvponline.com/archive.php3?archive=20060518
OH SNAP! FUNDEMENTAL CHRISTIAN BELIEFS GON' GET IT!
http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2006/05/17
OH SNAP! GABE GON' GET BECAUSE HE GAVE IT TO THAT GUY'S MOMMA!
http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=196
OH SNAP! LEO GOT IT... TWICE!!
http://www.petprofessional.net/d/20060517.html
OH SNAP! BEAR GOT IT! AND HE GOT A WII! LUCKY HONKY...
http://www.petprofessional.net/d/20060518.html
OH SNAP! HIS ARM GOT TIRED FROM PLAYING THE WII! FUCK FURRIES! I MEAN, SHIT...
2. DISTRACTION TIME! Gorillamask.net
had a lot of funny stuff relating to Japanese Game Shows. Check them out.
3. XnC 5 coming this Saturday! So
far, F3tuseater got a scene done and is working on another one, and I took care of a few, so I/he/we only has/have one scene
left! After editing is finished, then I have to compile them. Adam changed some stuff, like the action script for scene skipping
and changed Adam Sessler's arms.
DEEEETOOOOOOTHEGEEEE (05/17/2006)
POST BY: DtotheG
Only one final exam stands between me
and freedom today. Wish me luck. Come 3:00, I 'll be recruiting for Experiments and Clan.
Speaking of luck, with any of it,
Episode 5 will be done by Saturday. I still have a few scenes to edit, but the current one is halfway done, and The rest I
don't have to do much to fix, as they are all character animation related (like limbs come off or scrunch together) and it's
not like I have to draw new characters. I'll be posting it here first, then MySpace, then Newgrounds.
I GOTS TO MAKE A WII (05/15/2006)
POST BY: DtotheG
First, let me just get some E3 stuff
out of the way because I'm on the internet, and that's what EVERYONE is talking about on teh internets(I wasn't there):
1.
I wasn't blown away by the Wii. I did like it, and will probably get it, but I'll wait until a price drop or a bundlefication.
2.
Favorite Game: Super Smash Bros. Brawl/Spore (tie). Solid Snake vs. MetaKnight = kewl. That, and it has online play,
which is ALWAYS a nice bonus. I liked Melee's party potential, and hopefully this won't disappoint. As for Spore, Will Wright
owns me.
3. Biggest Letdown: Red Steel/Madden (tie) Red Steel, I heard, was unresponsive and had some control issues,
and Madden, who for once TRIED SOMETHING DIFFERENT seemed to have counter-intuitive controls.
A game I haven't played in a while is getting the Clan treatment: Starcraft. I'll be hanging around
the USEast Channels. I'm sorta new at it, so I won't be trying anyone out. Right now, if you want to join, just give me a
holler. No tags yet, maybe just <XnC>.
Friday
Updates will go as planned. ON FRIDAY.
Episode 5 work is still going on, I'll do another
scene tonight.
SITTIN' BY THE BROOK OF THE STONE (05/13/2006)
POST BY: DtotheG
I'm going to Stony Brook, which is where FetusEater goes. At least he'll come in handy if
I get a girl pregnant and needs an abortion. Needless to say, there's a ton of planning crap I have to do. For example, when
I stop typing this update, I have to do a "Placement Essay". Before that, I filled out some whatsit for classes I need to
take. Not exciting ones, but boring crap like "Women's Studies" and "Appreciating Indian Music", which are prime candidates
for hippies and feminists. Fuck them both.
Also, I have perfected 2 more scenes of Episode 5, with Alex working on another.
I LOVE TOUCHING MY WII (05/10/2006)
POST BY: DtotheG
1.I've seen some footage of people playing
and it looks good. Not orgasmic like I had hoped (before you point and yell NERD! I hope waking up is orgasmic), but it's
DIFFERENT. The Xbox 360 and PS3's controllers look almost EXACTLY THE SAME!!! I'll wait to buy it. Because I'm cheap. I know
the games will be good.
2.OK, moving on I now own 11 Shares of Activision. Buy their games.
3. I have now almost made
one scene of XnC PERFECT! I just have to fix one tiny thing with DtotheG's "turning" anim and I'd be set. F3tusEater will
holla back soon.
HERE COMES THE PAIN (05/09/2006)
POST BY: DtotheG
http://www.joystiq.com/2006/05/08/engadget-and-joystiqs-live-coverage-of-sonys-playstation-3-e3-ev/
Wow... OK... I don't want to say "DEAD MAN WALKING!" just yet, but
damn... That... That is really something... OK, for those who don't want to click on the link, here's the skinny:
-The
PlayStation 3 will come in two different packages: $500 (with 20GB Hard drive) and $600 (60GB Hard Drive, and Wi-Fi and other
cool stuff)
-It has a motion sensor. Where have ii seen this before?
You know, I'm a Nintendo fan, and I'm not even
mad that they copied the motion sensor thingy. The games on the Wii are based around the controllers abilites, and the PS3's
games are centered around... um.... not the controller's abilites (it'll be at best tacked on like DS games that use the 2nd
screen as a map and nothing else). What bugs me the most is that I'm in economics now, and the fact that they expect to sell
a system for $500+ is RETARDED. It's a little thing called "supply and demand": As price increased, demand decreases. Nobody
is going to want a $600 video game system except the Poser-Madden-Xbox-Halo Crowd and idiots who already have the PS2 and
are compelled to upgrade. Sure, Sony will hype it up and make it look uber-sexy, but nothing short of a commercial with the
point of "Buy a PS3 and Get Laid!" will shift the demand curve to the right enough to sell all the launch systems.
I am, however, enjoying Nintendo's conference.
http://www.joystiq.com/2006/05/09/engadget-and-joystiqs-live-coverage-of-nintendos-wii-e3-event/
The Wii wiil either succeed in spades
or fail MISERABLY. However, I can't wait to play with my wii. When Damien gets his wii wii're going to get together and play
with each other's wiis. Hell, it has a tennis game, so maybe my mom will want to play with my wii, and the some of my lady
friends can come over and play with my wii too. Hell, I can even play baseball with my wii. The wii is 8 inches long. So is
my penis.
W00TNESS! (05/07/2006)
POST BY: DtotheG
All right! Now we're cooking! The Experiments and Clan page is up and running
(sexay pics included), as well as the download page, with Forum Avatars (Stamp sized!) and Wallpapers (in convienient 800x600
and 1024x768 styles) ripe for the D-Loading. Sadly, not ALL of the archives will make it, I'm only saving my personal faves.
You can help out to by sending an e-mail to DtotheG88@netscape.net
I also managed to bring our co.nr hosting here.
F3tusEater is editing Episode 5, and I'll be re-writing and doing
other prepatory crap in the meantime on episode 6.
SITE COMING ALONG (05/06/2006)
POST BY: DtotheG
The Site is beginning to come along. I still have plenty of kinks to work out, but I AM getting better at it. Rome
was not built in a day. However, one BIG problem is that the embedded Flash movies don't work in Firefox. Luckily I included
the link to our page on Newgrounds, so it's no big loss. I would recommend IE Tab though...
BRAVENET BITCHES! (05/05/2006)
POST BY: DtotheG
We on Bravenet now! OK, there will be a FEW changes:
1. .tk hosting. Hopefully the site xnctoon.tk should be in your
address bar.
2. 150% more space. That means we can
do a lot more stuff, and I can even upload larger files.
3.
More Bandwidth. I know we weren't having any bandwidth troubles before, but it's nice just in case.
4. Google Ads. We can actually make money
5. Bad news is, the archives won't appear until I can figure out how to make the entries not look
crappy. Also, other pages will be minimal until I get a chance to flesh them out.
SEE YOU ON MAYDAY (05/01/2006)
POST BY: DtotheG
Updates will be slim this week: A paper and two journals for Humanities.
COWBELL!!!
2.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_4VZOjKRxA&feature=Views&page=2&t=w&f=b
FRIDii UPDATES (04/28/2006)
POST BY: DtotheG
1. As you can tell from the header, you can tell I'm a bit confused over Nintendo's new name for the Revolution.
The controllers I can handle, but the Wii? Part of me feels like they did their job, insofaras getting people talking about
it, but c'mon! It'll still do well with fans of Nintendo and the hardcore fans it got with the controllers, but they practically
threw away the Poser-Madden-Xbox market who will constantly make urine and penis jokes! You know what? Fuck those guys (the
PMXs), they suck. I'll still get it, but what about the casual gamers and the non-gamers? The fact that it's damn near
impossible to pronounce (like "we") without that parenthecised tidbit is quite off-putting.
2. OH SNAP COMICS!!!
OH SNAP! TIT-O-RAMA ON PVP THIS WEEK!!
OH SNAP! GAY ROBOT ATTACKS!!!
OH SNAP!! SOMEONE STOP HITTING BY VAGINA! I WANT TO PLAY WITH YOUR VAGINA!!
OH SNAP! TIM BUCKLEY GON' GET IT!
OH SNAP!! EVERYONE GON' GET IT!!
OH SNAP! FUCK KINGDOM HEARTS!! I MEAN... LEO GOT IT!!!
OH SNAP! NINJA KITTENS!!
OH SNAP! WEBCOMIC AUTHORS HAVE BEEN PWNT!!!
3. Brain Age Update: I'm 28, Brian is 33.
4. XnC Update: XnC 5 is spitting distance from GOLD, and only 2 weeks late.
WTF FUNNY!! (04/23/2006)
POST BY: DtotheG
We should totally bomb that country, maybe not, because otherwise I wouldn't be talking to you
2. HOW COME NOBODY TOLD ME OF THIS SITE BEFORE?
TOM CRUISE EATS BABIES- SCIENCE GONE WRONG VIII! A FRIDAY UPDATE YOU MUST READ!!! (04/21/2006)
POST BY: DtotheG
His baby was born Tuesday, and in a recent interview, said that he wanted to eat the placenta and the umbilical
cord. While this does provide nutrients, it is still gross. Unlike the silent birth part of their delivery, this is not a
Scientology ritual. Damn, this would have sealed the deal that Scientology is f'ed up. I already have created by a drunk science
fiction writer and completly implausible, but the baby eating would have put it over the top.
1. Now, for the moment you've all been waiting for: OH SNAP! COMICS!
OH SNAP! HE GON' GET IT IF HE PAUSES!!
OH SNAP! MONKEY GON GET' IT!!!
OH SNAP! BIBLE GON' GET IT...FROM GAY ROBOTS... PROLLY' UP THE ASS!
OH SNAP! THOSE GUYS GON' GET IT!
OH SNAP! ORPHANS GON' GET IT!!!
OH SNAP! HE GOT IT'! BUT NOT PHYSICAL PAIN, THAT SON OF A BITCH GETTIN' ALL DA MONEY!
OH SNAP! EARTHLINK GOT DISSED!
OH SNAP! AXEL STEELE GON' GET IT!!
OH SNAP! CLOCK GOT IT!
Sadly, no Pet Professional this week. Still looking for a new artist.
2. Another scene in XnC bites the dust. I want to finish this current scene by Monday. DtotheG and Timmy's
parts were ridiculously easy, but Adam and Morgan's parts aren't.
3. I got Brain Age for my DS, and I must say, I like it! It has Sudoku, which I'm a fan of (a SUDOKU OTAKU!)
At first, I had a brain age of 73, and my little brother is taking it as I type. He had the most trouble with saying "Blue"
(the Brain Age check is saying the colors the words are, not the words themselves). I would have prefered more exercises,
but if you do a couple a day, the gameplay life is ridicuously long. If you're a brainiac overacheiver like me, you'll get
a kick out of this, and at $20, it's a no-brainer. I give this game a code GREEN. In Japan, even grandparents are getting
in on it.
P.S. Brian got a 68, 5 points better than me. The highest score is a 20. I'd call Brian a son of a
bitch, but that'd be dissing my own mother. But "jackass" or "bastard" works just as well (I'm not going to feed his ego with
a "smart-alec" OMG TIMMY ISN'T THAT STUPID!!
4. I want to give this site a few changes, the biggest of which is moving off Tripod's hosting.
First, because we're hosted by Tripod, I can't take .tk hosting, because we're already re-directed, which
is against their policy. It's also because .tk is a lot easier to remember .tk than .co.nr
Second, I want to use Google Ads, but Tripod alrady supplements its free services by employing GoogleAds.
The only way I can sell adspace now is if I offer it through paypal AND solicit people to advertise. Other than that, the
only things I make money from are T-Shirt sales which are a commanding 0.
5. That scared kid fails at life! HA HA, YOU FAILED AT LIFE!
6. New Weekly Poll- About time for a new wallpaper! Who's it gonna be?
WTF? SATURDAY?!?!? (04/15/2006)
POST BY: DtotheG
1. Yeah, I'm late, I know... HERE'S SOME COMICS TO DISTRACT YOU!
OH SNAP! WHITE BITCH GON' GET IT!
OH SNAP! HUMAN RACE GON' GET IT!
OH SNAP! DOGGY GON' GET IT!
They're looking for a new artist. I would do it, but meh, maybe a guest strip...
OOOOOOOOOOOH SNAAAAAAAAAAAP! Seriously, fuck these commercials...
OH SNAP! GABE GON' GET IT...I think...
OH SNAP! WE ALL GETTIN' REEFA!!
OH SNAP!!! I mean, HOO-AH RIDE EM' COWBOY!
OH SNAP! DECOYS GON' GET IT!!
2. M'Kay, the Family Guy writers are manatees.
3. Other than that, I did a couple MCs on XnC and updated the site accordingly.
FG PWNS SP (04/12/2006)
POST BY: DtotheG
April 5th's (last weeks) South Park episode completly rocked my world. The jokes were good, and they hit
the Family Guy criticisms square on the head (I'm a fan, but South Park was right). I'm sure you can just Google it to get
all the little meanings and metaphors (hint: ---- Tom Cruise), but it shows just how easily people pussy out of confrontation
and defending their beliefs. Also, it made me think a lot about where XnC stands in the realms of humor (-YANNI-, shut up
and buy me a guitar, bitch) My feeling:
Family Guy <--------------------------------------> South Park(random) I I (topical and
I I
story driven)
XnC
Futurama
Futurama relied more on the absurdity of the plot and situation
to get jokes. We do roughly the same thing, except we have Family Guy style cutaways, which are related to the plot, unlike
Family Guy.
I can't wait for Part II tonight.
Episode 5 is being worked on, but I've done jack shit on it recently.
EL VIERNES GIGANTE! (04/09/2006)
POST BY: DtotheG
1. Guess what time it is?
OH SNAP! THAT GUY GOT IT! AND SAID OH SNAP!!
OH SNAP! PHUNG GON' GET IT!
OH SNAP! TITTIES!
OH SNAP! FAT RETARD GON GET IT!
OH SNAP! BREAKFAST GON' BE GOTTEN!
OH SNAP! NIX GON' GET IT!
OH SNAP! GAY POWER RANGER GON' GET IT!!
OH SNAP! FAT BITCHES GON' GET IT! AND BY THAT I MEAN SOMEONE SHOULD KILL THEM. BUT KFC KINDA EARNED IT BECAUSE THEIR
FOOD SUCKS.
2. I'M A BLACK BELT BITCHES! My test was on Saturday. Pics later.
A VERY LIGHTHEARTED POST- NOW WITH RE4 REVIEW (04/06/2006)
POST BY: DtotheG
This reminds me of Damien when we recorded voices, every character eventually had a line that sounded like Christopher
Walken.
2. Yesterday's post was NOT an April Fool's Joke. I am willing to get rid of XnC episodes if you buy me
shit from my wishlist, and I'll straight up delete this site for the Gibson SG.
God, I hope you guys are dumb enough to buy that.
3. This weekend was a VERY good for gaming. Target has a "Buy 2, Get 1 Free" sale on Greatest Hits/Player's
Choice (No Platinum Hits. The only things worth buying on Xbox are Halo and Ninja Gaiden) We got:
Mega Man Anniversary Collection (Gamecube): Wow. The emulation sucks. Sometimes the health bar
was invisible, sometimes shit would flash, etc. BUT, the game is fun, and it's been a LOOOOONG time since a good
MegaMan game existed. If you share this sentiment, by all means pick it up. As for specific games, I only played I and II.
I is REALLY HARD, and II isn't so much, but still require you to jump through a few hoops. Plus, #2 has my favorite Robot
master of all time: METAL MAN!! (warining: Bad Writing and poor web design ahead), even though your normal gun is the most effective. The best part
of all these games? The require you to employ strategy and set your priorities to determine the ORDER of the levels you
go through. The L and R buttons are used to switch powers on the fly, which is VERY helpful. My tips for MM2:
-Airman before Heatman. The bonus item you get will save you PLENTY of platforming hassle
-Airman before Quickman. Air's power will help you a lot when facing quick.
-Quickman before Crashman. The boomerang help you with his cheap-ass bombs.
-Metalman before Flashman. The Metal Saw is most effective against him for some reason.
-Crashman before Flashman and Heatman. You can bypass a lot of trouble by blowing up the special blocks
with the Crash bomb.
Final Verdict: Code BLUE (3/4)- A good find at $20, especially if you like old NES games and Megaman. If
you prefer your games new and shiny with render-bump mapping physics and pre-rendered texture particle bit shading, then
skip it.
BurnOut 3: Wow. Take the soundtrack from Guitar Hero, the non- distinct cars from the first 2 Burnouts,
and a handful of road rage. Jack Thompson, pay attention: This is the ONLY game that rewards you for driving like a maniac
and RUNNING CARS OFF THE ROAD. There is ALWAYS something fun to do, as the game throws as many challenges in the type you
want until it runs out (like SSX 3). The Crash Mode (where you get paid to cause chaos) is addictive, and you will ALWAYS
try to get a higher score. The races I wasn't too impressed with, but the redeeming factor was the whole "Risk = Reward, driving
like an Asian who can't drive" thing. My least favorite mode was "burnning Lap" where you try to complete one lap in a set
amount of time. Why? NO CARS TO KNOCK OFF!!!
Final Verdict: Code GREEN (4/4)- Were you fucking paying attention during my review? JEEZ!!
Resident Evil 4 (Gamecube)- Wow. That's all I have to say. This game made me say "OH S---!" every 5
minutes. First off, it looks great for a current-gen Gamecube game. There was plenty of attention to detail and the physics
of... Ah screw it, in this game you get to SHOOT CHAINSAW ZOMBIE BITCHES IN THE FACE WITH A SHOTGUN, ROUNDHOUSE KICK
PEOPLE IN THE HEAD, and HIDE WHINING BITCHES IN A DUMPSTER. These moments FEEL awesome, and never get old. It completly changes
RE by putting more emphasis on action, then on Adventure and fetch quests. Controls well, even though I would have liked
faster turning. Get it NOW.
Final Verdict: GREEN (4/4)- Come on! It's the ultimate guy game with it's stuff I mention earlier,
and earlier in the game you save the president's daughter, and this one Spanish guy you meet wants to bang her, but she's
like all "Oh, hellz no, y'all ain't gettin' in herrrr...", then I'm all like "Oh SNAP!", so it has a positive female role
model. Oh, and Leon Kennedy (from RE2) looks a tad metrosexual...
Also, on Wednesday, Brian got Kingdom Hearts, and just beat it Sunday. My comment: THE STORY IS FINALLY
OVER!!! Everyone ends up safe on the islands from the first game. Oh, yeah, this has spoilers in it. My least favorite part
is that in the 3 HOUR LONG prolouge, and the rest of the game, everytime you change a room, you get a cut scene. This game
gets a Code YELLOW (2/4). If you LOVED the first one, and you cum yourself over 40 hour games with cutscenes up to 30 MINUTES,
then by all means get it. For the rest, may I reccomend Burnout, or RE4?
JOHN BELL LOOOOVES HIM SOME O' DAT FRIDAY'S!! (03/31/2006)
POST BY: DtotheG
1. News on XnC coming up (not all of it good) after the OH SNAP! Comics:
OH SNAP! RED GUY WAS GON' GET IT THEN BLUE GUY GOT IT!
OH SNAP! ADVENTURER GON' GET IT!
OH SNAP! TYCHO GON' GET IT!
OH SNAP! COLE GON' GET IT!
OH SNAP! SHE GON' GET IT!
OH SNAP! THOSE GUYS GOT IT!
OH SNAP! IT'S ABOUT FREAKING TIME...
2. XnC NEWS: I realized that a lot of people HATE XnC. Not because of the animation or anything in particular,
but because they hate me, someone they don't even know. Sure, my series isn't Tomorrows Nobodies, which might by an intensifier, but
I think they hate me because of some of the crap I had to pull to get XnC off the ground and make it for real. That
is where I made most of my enemies.
However, instead of just giving it up, I will make one less episode of XnC for every five items from
my Wishlist you fulfill. I only have 3 written up (check the archives), 1 of which is currently being worked on. I give
up right now, and delete this website for the SG Gibson.
A SCIENCE GONE WRONG SURE TO GET ME SUED (03/30/2006)
POST BY: DtotheG
SCIENCE GONE WRONG VIII
This time on Science Gone Wrong?
Scientology: The Entire Goddamn Religion
What else can I say that hasn't already been said?
Ah yes, first, the creator of the religion, L. Ron Hubbard, was a SCIENCE FICTION WRITER. Science FICTION.
Science-fucking-FICTION. None of the shit in his books ever happened, so why all of a sudden do we trust him with our
faith? Because of some philosophy book he wrote called Dianetics. L. Ron Hubbard was also a huge dickhead,
who drank and abused drugs, considered himself the AntiChrist and tried to abort his children, according to his son in
a penthouse interview:
Not only that, Mr. Hubbard Sr. did NO research AT ALL for his book!
But this is a science site, so let's go over the main beliefs of Scientology, which costs you thousands
of dollars to recieve (courtesy of wikipedia):
"Xenu, the galactic tyrant kidnapped certain individuals who were deemed "excess population" and loaded these individuals into
space planes for transport to the site of extermination, the planet of Teegeeack (Earth). These space planes were said to
have been copies of Douglas DC-8s, except with rocket engines. He then stacked hundreds of billions of these frozen victims around Earth's volcanoes 75 million years ago before blowing them up with hydrogen bombs and brainwashing them with a "three-D, super colossal motion picture" for 36 days, telling them lies of what they are and what the universe should be like and telling them that they are 3 different
things: 'Jesus, God, and The Devil.' The traumatized thetans subsequently clustered around human bodies because they watched
the motion picture together, making them think they are all the same thing, in effect acting as invisible spiritual parasites
known as "body thetans" that can only be removed using advanced Scientology techniques. Xenu is allegedly imprisoned in a mountain by a force field powered by an eternal battery. He is said to be still alive today.
Now, I'll be the first to admit that all religions are rooted in a little bit of bullshit. That's where
belief and faith comes from. A burning bush spoke to Moses, Jesus was born upon a virgin, made loaves and fishes come to him,
Allah and/or Mohammed did [insert hard to believe thing in here] and all of this is chronicled in the Old and
New Testament, and the Koran. However, when I first read that, I said "AND PEOPLE FUCKING BUY THAT?"
Now, allow me to totally ruin Scientology's shit (Issac Hayes, I hope you're only using it for the
free personality tests and Zoloft alternatives, I <3 j00 Issac!):
1. While there ARE aliens, there is no direct confirmation of where they are from, or if they are smart
enough to travel to other planets.
2. This happened 75 million years ago. The homo sapien has only been around for roughly 10,000 years, and
the earliest homo is about 65 million years ago.
3. Only 2 Douglas DC-8s were made in the 1950s. The odds of Hubbard seeing that, let alone riding in one, are
rather slim.
4. 3D movies weren't invented 75 million years ago. My religion may reek of old men raping altar boys with
a faint hint of BS, I didn't as Doc to use his Dolorean to show alien ghosts A 36 DAY LONG movie.
5. You need to PAY to get into Scientology. It builds a "straw man" argument against the Thetans, building
them up to be this evil entity, then charge you up the ass for the "special techniques". Isn't there some sort
of website where you can learn this stuff for FREE? Hubbard even said it himself, Scientology is a scam. South Park put it
best: "It's about the message, not the money, right?" Right?
For more:
VIEWTIFUL FRIDAYS! (03/24/2006)
POST BY: DtotheG
1. Got some good news, but I'll save that for after this weeks OH SNAP! comics. Apparently the
big three (Penny Arcade, PvP, Ctrl+Alt+Del) were very SNAPpy this week.
OH SNAP! BLOND GUY GOT IT!
OH SNAP! ETHAN GOT IT, BUT NOW BARRY GON' GET IT!
OH SNAP! SERIOUSLY, I EMPATHIZE, I'M PARTIALLY COLORBLIND AS WELL. STILL, HE GON' GET IT!
OH SNAP! PINATAS GOT IT!!!
OH SNAP! SKULL BRENT GON' GET SOME!!
OH SNAP! SKULL BRENT GON' GET SOME!!! AGAIN!!!
OH SNAP! KITTENS GON' GET IT!!!
2. OK, now for the BIG BIG news: The site has been re-vamped with a page for the Guitar Hero game.
3. Also, the scene I'm working on WILL be done by tonight,
4. Jack Thompson is still in the lead for the HA HA! YOU FAILED AT LIFE award.
QUICK UPDATES ABOUT STUFF (03/20/2006)
POST BY: DtotheG
1. After the weekend of voting, Jack Thompson is in first. However, allow me to make a stronger case for
the other nominees:
Scared Kid- Don't feel bad for him, my parents pulled stuff like that too. It's NORMAL
Nicolas Cage- This guy is like Jimmy Fallon. He relies on his apathetic, Droopy Dog BS to convince people
that he's really adding "drama" to his scenes when all really wants to do is get his paycheck and leave.
Britney Spears and Kevin Federline- Have these people been recognized for ANYTHING other than being in the
tabloids in the past 5 years?
President Bush-
FAMILY GUY QUOTE TIME!
Brian: Mr. President, Hurricane Katrina has hit New Orleans
Bush: Not now, I;m reading SuperFudge!
Brian: Sir, you just can't hide from all the problems...
Bush: Don't make me do stuff...
Infinium Labs-
Carlos Mencia- I like him, but SomethingAwful and every other "humor" made fun of him, so he HAS to be bad,
right? Right?
Uwe Boll-
At least he has a better score than Yu-Gi-Oh
Satan- Do I REALLY have to type anything?
2. The MCs for G4 hosts is done! for the scene I'm working on...
LUCK O' THE IRISH TO YE' ON FRIDAY (03/17/2006)
POST BY: DtotheG
1. First, let me get the weekly poll out of the way. The people (person) have (has) spoken and they said
"F--k AVERAGES!!!" So for now, the only sidebar will be the cartoon progress, unless someone can work out some magic so it
updates by itself.
2. Happy St. Patricks Day! It's about Irish people, not drinking.
3. Episode 5's lipsync is almost done, and I'll work on the rest later.
4. Guess what it's time for? OH SNAP! COMICS!!!
OH SNAP! ETHAN STUCK IN THE VENT!
OH SNAP! ETHAN GON' GET IT! WITH STICKS!!
OH SNAP! COMMUINISTS GON' GET IT!!
OH SNAP! SNAFU DAVE CAUGHT IN A GUITAR-HERO RELATED SNAFU!!!
OH SNAP! THE CLAPPER'S LAWYERS GON GET IT!
OH SNAP! BOOKS GOT IT!!!
OH SNAP! NOW IT'S REALLY FREAKY FRIDAY!!!
OH SNAP! DOLPHINS REALLY GON' GET IT!
OH SNAP!! I LOVE GOLDENEYE!!!
OH SNAP!! FELIX GON GET IT!!
OH SNAP! GAY GUY GOT IT!
OH SNAP! BLACK GUY!!
5. Voting for the "Ha Ha! You Failed At Life" Awards begins!!
SCIENCE GONE WRONG PART 7 (03/16/2006)
POST BY: DtotheG
Flip a coin. If it lands on heads, then you do not have control of your concious mind. Actually Tails, because
"Tails never fails!". Except in Sonic Adventure and every game thereafter fuck Tails. If you like Tails,or believe that dumb
statement then you DESERVE mind control parasites.
A bacteria known as Toxoplasma gondii are responsible for infecting approximatly 3 billion humans.
The way in which the bacteria works is by causing cysts that alter the behavior of the hosts. Such events could cause
schitzophrenia and other self destructive behaviors in humans, as well as rats.
Several studies, as shown here:
Show that the the bacteria does change people's personality.
BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIG FRIDAY UPDATE (03/10/2006)
POST BY: DtotheG
1. The scene I'm working on is done, save for some camera work and the ONE character I need to draw in.
After this, I'll work on lipsync and subtitles for the remaining scenes, and then the scene proper. However, I'm experiencing
technical glitches where some parts of the sound don't play AT ALL. If anyone knows how to fix that, contact me plz.
2. I'm working on a game project akin to Guitar Hero, where you can rock out with your keyboard. Don't
worry, there will be tutorial pictures. Khao from Newgrounds will be programming, and I'll handle the animations and shtuff.
3. Why hello there children! It's time for this week's OH SNAP! Comics!!
OH SNAP! GABE GON' GET IT BY MEANS OF A HOBO!!
OH SNAP! ETHAN GON' GET IT!
OH SNAP! YOU THINK FRAISER GON' GET IT BUT THEN ALI GETS IT AND THE CONTROLLER GETS IT BUT IF THE LUCAS DOESN'T STOP,
HE GON GET IT!
OH SNAP! ETHAN GON' GET IT FOR THE SECOND TIME THIS WEEK!
OH SNAP! BRENT GOT IT!
OH SNAP! PLUSHIE GON' GET IT!
OH SNAP! FELIX GON' GET IT!
OH SNAP! SNOWBOARD NINJA'S REPUTATION GON' GET IT!
4. Voting for the "Ha Ha You Failed At Life Awards" will be postponed.
THE 1ST ANNUAL "HA HA! YOU FAILED AT LIFE AWARDS" NOMINATION CEREMONY! (03/09/2006)
POST BY: DtotheG
I'll save my usual OH SNAPS and futile toon updates (maybe even a Science Gone Wrong?) for tomorrow.
But now, for the 1st Annual Ha Ha! You Failed At Life Awards Nomination Ceremony! To qualify for the Failed At Life Award
(or HHYFALA), you must have shown something that brings not only them eternal shame, but their family at well, thus never
reproducing, between February 1st, 2005 to February 31st, 2006. Voting will last from March 10th to March 17th!
NOMINEES:
1. Jack Thompson- He was perma-banned from GamePolitics for posting up someone's phone number, and posting
up all of his press releases. How hard can it be to A. NOT post someone's number on a public forum and/or B. Post up
press releases on a private website.
Heck, the fine folks at Tripod make posting ANYTHING a breeze! Their Text editiors and easy to use interface
has me updating my site in just a few minutes!
</promotion that may or may not get me money>
Yeah dumbass, like hitting the screen is REALLY going to make the picture go away. The look on his face
is priceless! Imagine when he gets older?
Kid: Hi, Susie, want to go see a movie sometime?
Susie: Weren't you that kid who got scared at that screamer Flash?
Kid:...
Susie: Oh my god, you WERE!! Ha Ha, fag!
Kid: [runs off and cries]
3. Nicolas Cage- National Treasure and The Weather Man. Nuff said. No wait, I don't think
I talked about how bad National Treasure was. It was the only movie where I was so bored, I didn't even care is Sean
Bean (006) left Nicolas Cage in that pit underneath that church.
4. Britney Spears- From "pop diva" to tabloid-residing white trash in one fell swoop. From "I'd hit that"
to "OH GOOD LORD! NO FAT CHICKS PLZ!!!" From "Hit Me Baby One More Time" to "Hit My Baby One More Time".
5. President Bush- Hurrican Katrina, the War In Iraq, HIS ENTIRE PRESIDENCY?!?!? And you voted for him not
once, but twice!
6. Inifinium Labs- Phantom Console. They've been promising this thing for several years, and where is it?
There was an interview on Attack Of The Show with the president, but it still ain't out mothaf--kas!
7. Carlos Mencia- Look! I'm jumping on the bandwagon too!
See also: The Wikipedia definition of "Guido"
9. That bastard rapes my computer every night. Unless, my parents are sinning by taking the Lord's
name in vain, which would mean *gasp* they're not perfect! "GET OFF THAT GODDAMN COMPUTER!!" (after I;ve been on for 5 minutes)
TITLE OF POST (03/08/2006)
POST BY: DtotheG
1. OK, Synthesis of the current scene I'm working on began last night and SHOULD be finished by tonight.
More Chuck Norris shtuff...
Wait, one more...
OK, NOW the joke is dead...
3. Other than that, just cleaning up around the site.
OH SNAP! COMICS (03/02/2006)
POST BY: DtotheG
1. First some good news:
I finished the movie clip for Dr. Cokenads, so I'm quite pleased.
2. Now for some comics that make you go OH SNAP!
OH SNAP! BRENT GOT IT!
OH SNAP! HE SAID "AW SNAP!"!
OH SNAP! CASHIER GON' GET IT!
OH SNAP! DOLPHINS GON GET IT!
OH SNAP! ETHAN NOT GON' GIVE IT TO ANYONE!
OH SNAP! SNOWBOARD NINJA GON' GET IT!
OH SNAP! UNHOLY GON' GET IT!
OH SNAP! PIRATES GOT IT!
OH SNAP! GABE AND TYCHO GOT IT!
3. Other than that, I have two papers due on Friday, and a math HW (easy though) and a journal for Humanities.
So, not much will happen until tomorrow afternoon.
IT'S TIME FOR THE FATTY OIL OF THE PEANUT AND GRAPE PERSERVES (02/28/2006)
POST BY: DtotheG
1. XnC 5- Still being worked on. I finished DtotheG's motions and am now working on Dr. Cokenads'ssssssszszsz.
For an early estimation, I'd guess the toon would be done by tax time. I still have about 4 more scenes to go. It's times
like these where I wish I had a secnd animator to help out (HINT FREAKING HINT) DtotheG88@netscape.net
That is the coolest thing ever.
3. Figured I'd add a couple more updates: I fixed up the character bios page a bit.
4. Finished watrching The Weather Man. I take back everything bad I said about it. And by take back, I mean
re-affirm.
IN SOVIET RUSSIA, SITE UPDATES YOU! (02/24/2006)
POST BY: DtotheG
1.http://gorillamask.net/cnbl.shtml
This is the REAL Ultimate Showdown
2. XnC 5 still being worked on. DtotheG's actions in this scene will lay precedent to a HYOOGE fight scene
in Ep. 7
3. OK, now that you're all happy, time to bring it down. In the past 30 days I have seen the two WORST MOVIES
EVER!!!
The Aristocrats- Not only is it poorly put together, the joke isn't that funny. "A guy sodomizes his kids.
WERE TEH ARIZTOCRTS LOLOLO!!!"
Here's my version:
A man walks into a talent agency.
He tells the manager, "I have an unbelievable act for you!"
"What is it?"
"Well, me and my family go out on the stage, and just shit on everyone. Next, we go out into the audience
and just start raping people and taking all their money."
"Why?"
"Cause FUCK 'EM that's why! Then, we take one person's keys, steal their car, crash it into
their home and take all their furnitiure. Finally, we drive in and run over the audience"
"Good Lord! What do you people call yourselves?"
"We sir, are The Aristocrats!"
The Weather Man- Like Napolean Dynamite, only not funny, not good and boring. I have never seen a movie
that has actually caused my PHYSICAL PAIN from watching it. The only upsides are Michael Caine, and Nicolas Cage when he gets
hit with stuff. Usually food, but not bullets, for real.
YOUR ANGUISH SUSTAINS ME...NOW EAT THAT MUFFIN! (02/17/2006)
POST BY: DtotheG
1. Yeah it goes against ATKINS DON'T IT? HAHAHAHA!!!! Them carbs taste GOOOOOOOOOD don't they? YEAH YOU
LIKE IT, DON'T YOU-
What was I talking about?
2. Another scene bites the dust in XnC 5
3. I got accepted into RIT. BOO-YAH!! Both the schools I want to go to accepted me. Now, THEY MUST
FIGHT for THE HONOR OF HAVING ME ATTEND.
OH SNAP! PIRATE GON' GET IT!
CONGRATULATION! A FAILURE AT LIFE IS YOU!!! (02/14/2006)
POST BY: DtotheG
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!
2. If you're one of those people who has to validate themselves by getting some on Valentine's Day! HA HA
HA HA HA HA!! If you do and do not have a date, quadruple the number of HAs
3. Now, if you're one of those people who would LOVE to hear some news about XnC, you'll have to wait.
3...2...1... now...
I finally got a good length of time to work on it again. Not that much left to work on for the current scene,
but hey... MUFFINS!!!
UPDATE OF PURE EVIL!!! (02/13/2006)
POST BY: djmhighwind
Dept. of Ed. = SHIT EATING CUNTWADS!!!!!! I want to stick their heads on pikes....anyway, my site isnt really
being updated cause Im lazy. Well, enjoy the newest XnC and VOTE 5on Newgrounds you cheap bastards!!!!! Won't buy our stuff,
eh? Fine....
HONKY VS. BOARD OF ED (01/13/2006)
POST BY: DtotheG
1. In case you couldn't tell by yesterday's post, it snowed A LOT in New York City (Over 2 feet!) Also,
needless to say, me and Damien have to go to school today.
OH SNAP! ETHAN GETTIN' PUS-AY!
3. I have a clan for Experiments and Crap for Kingdom Of Loathing called, what else, Experiments and Clan. Join PLZ.
SHADY'S BACK, TELL A FRIEND (02/12/06)
POST BY: DtotheG
BOO-YAH!! I give it a 3 out of 5...
2. I've been accepted in to Stony Brook. BOO-YAH!!!
3. I made $120 shoveling snow today... HOO-AH!!!
RETURN OF SCIENCE GONE WRONG! (02/08/2006)
POST BY: DtotheG
(It's edition 6, idiots)
FEATURING THE HORRIBLE TALE OF ANIMAL MEN!!!
Biomedical science marches onward, as scientists from the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases combined chimpanzee and human anti-bodies and injected the combination into mice. The mice had gained an immunity to small
pox and lost weight. One of the scientists believe that this is a better immunization from smallpox than
the one already available.
Also, in an effort to create more human stem cells to research, Edinburgh University's Ian Wilmut is trying
to create some sort of human/bunny hybrid. The stem cells will be used to conduct experiments [and crap] with disease
for which there (currently) is no cure.
Between this and zombie mice, this is DEFINTELY an excellent carrer opportunity.
I want to inject homeless guys with all these weird embroys, buy a huge-ass mansion and play "Resident Evil"
FOR REAL. But not before I shout WHAT HAVE I DONE? and let them wreak havoc on the city. Then, I shoot them in the face with
a shotgun. Or watch Samuel L. Jackson do it, I don't care.
All info from:
I WAS O.K., BUT NOT AFTER THIS (02/06/2006)
POST BY: DtotheG
Got this from 4ColorRebellion:
Uhh... Here's where I distract you with a Webcomic link then distract you with an OH SNAP! Jack Offson? I can do it too:
Timmy is now Wanker McEjaculate.
OH SNAP! Ethan ain't gettin his game!
2. I made $30 on a Super Bowl with my Dad. Yah-hoo...
Here's a GamePolitics article where Mr. John Bruce "Jack" Thompson comments on the game. He also brings
up a "Jacob Robida" and how a killing spree he went on was fueled by videogames or something to that effect.
Looking at his MySpace, I think all the Nazi, hate stuff might have something to do with it.
FOOTBALL!!!! (02/05/06)
POST BY: DtotheG
1. Finished the LONGEST SCENE EVAR!!!
2. Working on a new one, it's abouta 1/5 the size of the previous one...
3. The ONLY way I'll watch the Super Bowl is if this happens:
4. Super Bowl is today. I can't STAND TV Football.
They go into 2 hour-long pre-game shows to discuus who's going to win the game,
Next, they have the game littered with QUADRILLIONS of commercials for Cars and beer, all while the
announcers (including Fucktard Extrordinaire John Madden, who's games suck by the way) state the obvious.
Then the post game show where the take hours away from precious time that could be spent watch Family Guy
or the Simpsons, which usually have special Epsiodes of that I miss because FOX needs to circlejerk the players.
Couple all this with the fact that they have crusty old men doing halftime shows since AMERICA SAW OMFG
A TITTY!!!!!11! and you have a good waste of 12 hours.
NINJAS VS. PIRATES!! (02/03/2006)
POST BY: DtotheG
1. Yeah, you know how I said the scene I was working on would be done? (best impression of guy from Office
Space) "Hssssh... Yeah... I'm gonna need you to remember I had 50 minutes to work on the scene since Wednesday... Great..."
2. Weekly Poll Results- 6 Episodes should be on the DVD... This coming one makes it 6... Keep in mind, I'll
be charging exactly $20, shipping and handling included...
3. New poll- Fanboys, steel your courage...
4. XnC on MySpace isn't working, I'll post up Ep. 2 pt. 1 later:
5. Today must be official PIRATE VS. NINJA DAY! Sounds like a good forum game...
OH SNAP! NINJA GON' GET IT!
OH SNAP! PIRATE GON' GET IT!
OH SNAP! GABE DONE GOT IT! NINJA STYLE!
http://www.petprofessional.net/d/20060202.html
OH SNAP! JACK BAUER GOT IT! CAUSE THEM DOLPHINS SNEAKY LIKE NINJA!
6. And now we venture into the realm of "Things That Should Be Left In Games"
Ewww... The tattoo is nice, but, um... Why the ass?
Well, at least he didn't have to remember the lyrics.
"Jiiiiiiiiiglypuuuuuuuuuuuff, jiigggglllyy,yyyyyyyyy- shit, how does that song go again?"
GROWING AND GROWING... (02/01/2006)
POST BY: DtotheG
A LOT to cover today, so listen up...
1. Scene I was working on? By tomorrow, it'll be DONE
2. Added the archives for January
4. Wow, that's it, I guess. I updated my bio... Oh, and play this game:
www4.kingdomofloating.com.
MMORPG Parodies abound!
AHEAD OF THE GAME (01/30/2006)
POST BY: DtotheG
1. No school. I'll do some more on the current scene. I might be finished with the char. animations for
my current scene.
2. For Alexadex, the sites GorillaMask and 4q.cc came through and are ahead of the game.
3. Pump them cerebral guns!
Sudoku AND the ability to increase my intellect? Hellz Yeah!
4. Kevin Federline has no talent.
That makes Peanut Butter Jelly Time ripoff... 6,000,234,957?
LIP SYNCS, DON'T IT? (01/27/2006)
POST BY: DtotheG
1. XnC 1.5 is on MySpace:
2. I finished a THREE MINUTE LONG lipsync for Ep. 5 in the past 3 days. The scene I'll work on tonight.
AT LAST, VALIDATION! (01/23/2006)
POST BY: DtotheG
1. Maddox has finally updated his site! Sure, it's not an article, but I don't really care. HIs book is
finally finished. You can find an interview here:
Maddox likes the DS. Therefore, DS > PSP
Also, all the games me and Damien have been playing for a while (Katamari Damacy, Advance Wars), he's gotten
into recently.
2. Still plugging away on XnC #5. Synthesis of the scene has begun and it should be finished by today.
3. Some XBox guy getting cock-slapped by Dan Hsu (editor of EGM):
Monday's news post gives us some chilling news. Matt Kaufenberg is leaving the Pet Professional Webcomic.
Will The Pet Professional survive?
6. Weekly Poll- I WILL eventually release an XnC DVD, hopefully before college. It will likely cost between
$15-20 How many episodes should be on it?
7. Last Poll Results- With a COMMANDING lead of ONE vote, Anarchy Online was the best game I played in 2005.
8. Chris Boe's latest VG Cats Animated edition can be found here:
WORLD OF NINTENDO + WORLD OF PAIN = FRIDAY UPDATES (01/20/2006)
POST BY: DtotheG
I think it's safe to say that NOBODY in that catalog has gotten laid yet.
2. XnC is now on MySpace!
CLICKIFY!
NEXT WEEK- XnC Ep. 1.5!
3. It has now been a month since Maddox has last done ANYTHING to his site. Update, Mr. Ouzononianzson
OH SHNAP! WHITE HOUSE GON' GET IT! HOO-RAY!
5. I'll be on a ski trip (with school), so there will be no work on XnC for the weekend. All that's left
is some of Cokenads's animation, and the synthesis of the scene. 2 down, 7 to go...
6. Scott Ransoomair finally acknowledges the existance of Chris Boe:
A month behind the game my friend.
1% INSPIRATION, 99% 1337 ?\/\/1\1493, 50% BROWNIES (01/18/2005)
POST BY: DtotheG
1. Experiments and Crap will be premiering on MySpace Thursday. One new episode will be featured
each week. First, the movie that started it all: Episode 1- Time Pilots
2. Speaking of the toon, the 5th Episode is coming alon GREAT. I'm really digging the animation on this
one, and guess what? THEY WALK! So, in order to make this occasion more momentous, I present to you,
THE EVOLUTION OF XNC ANIMATION!!!
Episode 1- I used movie clips! Yay! I also did half the movie in 8 hours.
Episode 1.5- I didn't work on it, but I was impressed by Zach's sound editing. This was also the
first movie we read the entire script in one take.
Episode 2- By far the LONGEST Episode, and it had to be divided into two parts, because one
of the files became corrupt. On the DVD, I'll release a "Special Edition" Episode 2, with the two parts combined and even
a couple new scenes. The lipsync was cleaned up on this one (I used the same movie clip over and over for the mouth)
Episode 3- This was the first episode with Frame-By-Frame animation (I'm a tweener) and an awesome
fight scene. There was also a stab at sound editing, because the song DtotheG fights the Agents to begins in media res.
Episode 4- This episode brought forth new character models for DtotheG and Timmy, with the hair being
in a sepearte layer. Also, I went INSANE the red in this one, making it 3D! (SHFHOMG!!!WTFNOOB?) Also, this was the first
episode with honest-to-goodness lipsync, which, if I say so myself, was spot on. I also used my new mic, so the sound is clearer
Episode 5- What ISN'T new in this Episode? Scene selection, subtitles, walking cycles, sound editing
(voices change pitch for different chars). Everything in this episode is what the last 4.5 Episodes have been
leading up to. Also, the script is rewritten with a bunch of new jokes.
*fap fap fap* I HAVE BEEN WAITING 2 YEARS FOR THIS!
If you can't speak Korea-manese (ME SO SOLLY PREASE!), look HERE:
4. Now, if you're looking for a solid release date, I can't give you one. BUT I can give an approximation
with this info:
Lipsync of one voice clip takes about 1-3 days.
Character animation for each character takes 1-2 days.
Synthesis of the scene takes 1-2 days.
After all the scenes are completed, I test and re-do some stuff. This takes a week.
5. And finally, a large black man vs. 12 Japanese Girls... WHO YA GOT?
ZIGGY PLAYED GUITAR, CHUCK NORRIS PLAYED ZIGGY (01/16/2006)
POST BY: DtotheG
1. Happy MLKJ Day
2. XnC 5 is coming along. I finished lipsync for one part, and am working on DtotheG's right now. Timmy
should be easy, and Dr. Cokenads (if I can find him) only has a bit part. The animation in this Ep. is a lot more complex
than previous Eps, but if I'm lucky, I MIGHT finish an entire scene today.
3. Guitar Hero on Hard Difficulty is really hard. I'm not even past the fifth stage yet. I'm predicting
that for the 6th Venue, the guys from Harmonix will just come and shove the guitar controller up my ass.
Pretty cool game.
MATTERS CONCERNING THAT OF ERRONEOUS CONCLUSIONS (01/12/2006)
POST BY: DtotheG
1. FetusEater is not on crack. Apparently, crack = World Of Warcraft. The NYPD will stop beating him with
nightsticks within the next 168 hours.
2. I saw the Blue Man Group last night. Unfortunately, my camera sucks and they wouldn't let me snap any
pictures. I FREAKING LOVED IT! Imagine taking acid, without taking acid. Yeah man, it was like all FREAKY! WhOa, maN! It>S
lYke..,,, YEah? YoU kNo!
FREE VIDEO GAMES if you live in the California area and are a police officer, or look convincing enough
to pull it off.
Java is required, but they have EVERY video game before 1995 EVER!
Even some obscure shit like Aah! Harimanada! (Sega Genesis sumo game)
5. Can you handle the sheer amount of awesomeness that is THE SEAN CONNERY FACT GENERATOR!
Until I can figure out the PHP, you must submit all facts here
MATTERS CONCERING THAT OF LEGALITY (01/11/2006)
POST BY: DtotheG
I made a very "legal" post today, and you'll find out why in the end.
1. FetusEater is addicted to crack. Crack is illegal.
Translation: He doesn't want to work on XnC anymore
:(
2. I claimed dibs on a part of XnC, so I'll be working on that. My "dibs" are official in a court of law.
3. NINJA!
He could get into some LEGAL trouble for getting pirates to rough up his parents
OH SNAP! RUNNIN' OVER HONKIES WITH AN ELEPHANT IS AGAINST THE LAW!
5. Now, for the moment you've all been waiting for, the big event:
I, Eric "DtotheG" DiGiovanni, am turning 18 today. I;m seeing The Blue Man Group at 8 tonight, and will
probably spend the afternoon working out, watching X-Play, playing Guitar Hero and working on XnC, like I always do. However,
now I can drive.
So yeah. This won't mean any changes to XnC, just like Knox's whatever he does when He turned 18, minus
the Hollywood Endorsements and thousands of dollars in revenue...
Fucker...
Really? Has this man ever tried snorting X-Box discs? That's some good shit, honky.
7. Ha-ha...Linkin Park sucks....
ZOMG! BOO-freaking-YAH!
2,000 HITS!!! (01/09/2005)
POST BY: DtotheG
Big stuff this week. But first, 2000 hits!
It was about 4 months ago I got my 1,000th, and the site was up for WAY longer than that.
Not much happening on the XnC front, I'm waiting to see what FetusEater is doing before I commit myself
to a part.
Also, there is something BIG going down in 48 hours.
FLASHER FRIDAY! (01/06/2006)
POST BY: DtotheG
Ah yes, it's a very special Friday Update, with all the little Flash trinkets that I have found amusing.
1. The Ultimate Showdown [of Ultimate Destiny]:
OH SNAP! EVERYONE GON' GET!
2. Video Killed The YTMND Star:
YOU DA MAN NOW DOG! OH SNAP!
3. $800? I have lost all faith in humanity:
I WANT TO ADD AN OH SNAP! COMMENT TO THIS, BUT NOPE...
4. Pet Professional:
Uh... I don't drink, could someone explain this to me? I don't remember seeing this commercial. OH SNAP...yada yada yada...
5. Wait! Shouldn't I be updating on the cartoon now?
Oh yeah. I'm doing some touch-up work on the opening scene, and I have confirmed that F3tusEater has recieved
the clips. Maybe I'll ask him what he did if I see him again, maybe not... HL hasn't been online in a bit, so I don't know
if he has the clips.
6. XNC Episode 2, Part II IS THE PICK OF THE HOUR ON NG! (At 11:14 AM, I'll put up a pic
later)
SCIENCE GONE WRONG STRIKES BACK! (01/04/2006)
POST BY: DtotheG
Everyone, say it with me: Dub-a-dub-a-dub-a-dub-a-bah-dah-bah BASS!
T-Virus Zomibes? No problem if you have the infinite Incendiary Grenades cheat or are playing Resident
Evil 4.
Those Zombies from Shaun Of The Dead? Britain OWNED them in a week, even though they
tore apart that guy who looked like Harry Potter, which was pretty awesome.
Zombie Mice? We're SCREWED!
Austraillian Scientists have done the Umbrella Inc. thing and have created "zombie mice" or mice which can
regenerate any organ except the brain. The organs can even withstand damage and COMPLETE REMOVAL and still regenrate.
Another thing that follows suit of Shaun Of The Dead is the fact that when fetal liver
cells were injected into ordinary mice, they inherited the regeneration trait. OMG THEY CAN INFECT OTHERS!
TEH ZOMBIE RATS WILL TAKE OVER!
In light of this discovery, I will write what may be the most important thing you will
ever read in any blog, EVER! (like that's hard LOL!)
The two ways to permanently kill zombie rats are:
1. Ignition- Fire destroys all. Or, if you're low on Kerosene and/or you're playing as
Jill and have not obtained the Lighter yet (or don't know the infinite grenade cheat, which would imply that you fail at life),
2. Destroy The Head- They can't regrow the brain! No brain = Dead Zombie mice. If you
can't do it yourself, there is one other alternative:
3. Get A Bald Black Man With Badass Facial Hair and/or Chuck Norris- Mr. T, Samuel L. Jackson,
Ving Rames, take your pick. All come with shotguns and awesomeness (except for Chuck Norris, he roundhouse kicks the into
a time period before they were infected)
DAMN YOU AUSTRAILIAN TERRORISTS! DAMN YOU!!!
</sensationalism and conservative retardation>
THEY ARE HURTING THE MICE!
</liberal retardation>
All kidding aside, researchers at the Wistar Institute are researching the gene to figure out how it works
and why try to find out how to get the humans to inherit the regeneration trait.
This would be beneficial to mankind because if you have cancer or some other bodily affliction, a doctor
can just remove the organ. Whether or not that organ will be healthy still needs to be determined.
When that day comes, here are some things you can do to exploit this gene:
1. Go from bar to bar drinking yourself stupid
2. Go from bar to bar getting into fights
4. Castrate yourself
5. Play Ninja! with your friends (rip each others heart out)
6. Play Mortal Kombal FOR REAL! Then when Jack Thompson comes to say how Rockstar and Take Two
(even though the game is by Midway) stuck their penis in your ear (mental molestation), kill him using any of the methods
I described above (If you get Samuel L. Jackson, he might call J.T. a "honky" before bashing his face in)
What was I talking about? Oh yeah, the Zombie mice.
The Zombie Mice are real and it REALLY makes me want to go into Biomedical Research.
AND THE BEAT GOES ON... (01/03/06)
POST BY: DtotheG
While there are some cool Flash movies that me and djm have been watching so much that it distracts us from
school and Flash ('cept in djm's case. OH SNAP!) Season's Ramblings is no more, so you'll have to wait until Friday.
The voice clips have been sent out to the animators, and we'll meet on AIM or something at a later time
to discuss who's doing what. In the mean time, here's a press release I got from 4Kids stating that they are licensing the
Samurai Champloo anime from now on. Here are the changes that will be made:
1.When Fuu got captured and put in a whore house:
She'll say "Eww! You're making me date boys?"
2.When some
other Samurai (in Ep. 4, or any other) gets his shit ruined by Mugen (or Jin for that matter) in the end:
The victims will
say "Ahh! You broke my ketchup bottle! I can't have anymore ketchup from a broken bottle, so I'm gonna spit it out! (spits
it out with a big arrow pointing to it saying "NOT BLOOD") Now I'm just gonna lay down and cry! You're so mean!"
Mugen-
"You're right, I'm sorry I hurt your feelings. I should be more careful of where I swing my [stick]"
Jin- "Children shouldn't
play with sharp things! Someone might get hurt!"
Fuu- "Now we know!"
Samuel L. Jackson- "LEARNIN' HALF THE BATTLE MOTHAFUCKAS!"
(shoots everyone. That would rule)
3.Any money gambled will be replaced with Candy
4.They'll all have whiny
bitch voices, even Samuel L. Jackson
5. All references to sake will be replaced with the standard issue 4Kids Silly
Juice
6. In the episode where Mugen gambles in Beetle Sumo, it'll be replaced by Beetle FOOTBALL!
7. Any reference
to history or homosexuality will be erased, because American kids hate to learn and acknowledge gayness.
8. The title
of the show will be changed to something President Bush can pronounce, to protect the children.
9. After all these
changes, Jack Thompson will STILL cut some stuff out to, you know, protect the children. NOT BECAuSE HE CUMS HIMSELF WHENEVER
HE DENIES CHILDREN OF JOY.
10. The hip-hop will no longer be subtle and bad-ass, but instead obnoxious, anuerism-inducing,
and written by people who think Will Smith is a hardcore, gangsta-rapper.
Go 4kid$!
NEW YEAR, NEW STUFF! (01/01/2006)
POST BY: DtotheG
Just trying out a new sort of posting format.
Thinking of playing around with the layout a bit.
My resolution for this year is to put out 3 (or more) NEW EPSIODES OF XNC and maybe get a DVD.
Episode 5 will take DtotheG and Timmy to Tech-Con, a large science convention. But, there's a rival who
plans to eradicate our protagonists from the spotlight.
Episode 6 starts out as a simple lesson in autopsy, but turns into an adventure of Zombie Infestations
and hardcore ROCK!!! Resident Evil parodies abound!
Episode 7 turns DtotheG and Timmy into superheroes through the magic of recombinant DNA. That is, unless
the Pet Professional doesn't get to the animals first!
HAPPY NEW YEAR!
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